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200+ Hilarious Wordplay Jokes You Need to Hear

Looking to add a touch of wit and humor to your day? Dive into our collection of 200+ side-splitting wordplay jokes that are bound to tickle your funny bone. From puns that pack a punch to clever quips that will have you grinning from ear to ear, get ready to elevate your mood and entertain your friends with our curated selection of wordplay gems. So, why wait? Let the laughter begin!

  • 1 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
  • 2 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : I’m no cheetah at sports, but I could be lion.
  • 3 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  • 4 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : I’d tell you a construction joke, but I’m still working on it.
  • 5 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
  • 6 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : I’d tell a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
  • 7 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : Are wind turbines big fans of renewable energy?
  • 8 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : I’m reading a book about mazes. I got lost in it.
  • 9 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.
  • 10 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
  • 11 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
  • 12 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing.
  • 13 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
  • 14 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : I’d tell you a Fibonacci joke. It’s as good as the last two you heard combined.
  • 15 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
  • 16 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : I’d tell you a joke about a roof, but it might go over your head.
  • 17 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
  • 18 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : I used to hate math but then I realized decimals have a point.
  • 19 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
  • 20 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
  • 21 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : Santa’s helpers are known as subordinate Clauses.
  • 22 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : I told my computer I needed a break, and it said “No, you need space.”
  • 23 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : Never trust an atom, they make up everything.
  • 24 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : I’m only friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.
  • 25 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
  • 26 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : Without geometry, life is pointless.
  • 27 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : Don’t trust people that do acupuncture, they’re back stabbers.
  • 28 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
  • 29 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
  • 30 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : A broken pencil is pointless.
  • 31 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  • 32 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
  • 33 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : A will is a dead giveaway.
  • 34 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.
  • 35 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : I had an argument with one of the 26 letters. We’re not on speaking terms.
  • 36 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming.
  • 37 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : Telling a demolitionist to go to the bomb is redundant.
  • 38 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : I would tell you a joke about infinity, but it doesn’t have an end.
  • 39 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : Elevator music is uplifting on many levels.
  • 40 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
  • 41 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?
  • 42 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.
  • 43 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : A pun about wind is just a draft.
  • 44 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
  • 45 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings. It’s a complex complex complex.
  • 46 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : I wasn’t too keen on my beard at first, then it grew on me.
  • 47 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : Vampires aren’t real unless you Count Dracula.
  • 48 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination.
  • 49 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : Archaeologists are earth’s best story tellers because they dig up the past.
  • 50 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Wordplay Jokes : I wanted to make a pun about the wind but it blows.

  • I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.
  • Simile jokes are like metaphors.
  • I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
  • Math teachers have too many problems.
  • Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what’s the point?
  • I’m a big fan of whiteboards. They’re quite re-markable.
  • My math homework is like a delicious meal; it’s full of square roots.
  • The guy who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize.
  • What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
  • Elevators never let me down, except when they do.
  • My fear of moving stairs is escalating.
  • A backward poet writes inverse.
  • Dogs can’t operate MRI machines, but catscan.
  • I used to work for a soft drink can crusher. It was soda pressing.
  • I don’t play the accordion. I’ve got too much on my plate.
  • I had a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
  • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
  • If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
  • History jokes are old news.
  • I’d tell you a joke about a girl stuck in a brochure, but it’s just a pamphlet.
  • What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
  • Birds that stick together are vel-crows.
  • I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
  • I’d like to tell you a joke about herbs and spices but let’s spice things up later.
  • If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?
  • What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
  • On the other hand, you have different fingers.
  • My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
  • I don’t trust these stairs because they’re always up to something.
  • If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
  • I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.
  • What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.
  • Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
  • I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.
  • What do you call an academically successful slice of bread? An honor roll.
  • I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.
  • What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
  • I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
  • I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.
  • I had to sell my vacuum cleaner because it was just gathering dust.
  • If towels could tell jokes, they would probably have a dry sense of humor.
  • I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable. One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
  • I had a joke about time travel, but you didn’t like it.
  • I got carded at a liquor store and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.
  • Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta away.
  • Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
  • What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese.
  • Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever.
  • Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
  • I wanted to make a pun about the wind, but it blows.

  • I started a band called Blankets. It was a cover band.
  • I don’t trust these stairs. They’re always up to something.
  • I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my Trail Mix.
  • A termite walks into the bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
  • I’m reading a book on the history of glue. Can’t put it down.
  • I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
  • Do you want a brief explanation of an acorn? In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.
  • I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.
  • I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
  • Trying to write with a broken pencil is pointless.
  • I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.
  • New theory on inertia doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.
  • What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
  • Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
  • I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
  • The rotation of earth really makes my day.
  • I’m very pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I’ve got twelve fridges.
  • What do you call a donkey with only three legs? A wonkey.
  • I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
  • The guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the ‘brella’. But he hesitated.
  • Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.
  • A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
  • I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
  • What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
  • Why do bicycles fall over? Because they are two-tired!
  • How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
  • I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
  • I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
  • I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
  • I renounced my throne for a kingdom of puns. I lost my reign of terror.
  • Why don’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
  • I wanted to be a stenographer, but they said I’m not type.
  • Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
  • I told my computer I needed a break, and it said “no, you need space”.
  • I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.
  • I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
  • Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  • What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows.
  • Why don’t scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything.
  • Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
  • I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do *not* read it!
  • Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
  • What did one wall say to the other? “I’ll meet you at the corner.”
  • What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
  • Why aren’t koalas actual bears? They don’t meet the koalafications.
  • Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.
  • When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent.
  • Losing my job at the orange juice factory was fruitless.
  • To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  • Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
  • Why did the airplane lose his job? He couldn’t handle the commute.

  • I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job, but I spent too much time on my hands.
  • I’m friends with 25 letters—but I don’t know Y.
  • I once tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time.
  • I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. Now it’s syncing.
  • Parallel lines have so much in common. Too bad they’ll never meet.
  • Do you know the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket? “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
  • I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.
  • I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
  • What happens when a frog’s car breaks? It gets toad away.
  • Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
  • Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
  • When I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
  • If you see a crime at an Apple Store, are you an iWitness?
  • I’m reading a horror book in Braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can feel it.
  • I had a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
  • Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field.
  • I’ve just written a song about tortillas; actually, it’s more of a rap.
  • What did the Ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
  • Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
  • Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
  • I started a new job as a guillotine operator. I’ll beheading there shortly.
  • A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
  • I once had a job collecting leaves. I was raking it in.
  • Don’t trust atoms; they make up everything.
  • How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
  • If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?
  • What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
  • Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
  • Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine; he woke up.
  • I would avoid the sushi if I were you. It’s a little fishy.
  • I’m on a seafood diet—I see food and I eat it.
  • Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
  • I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I can’t seem to put it down.
  • I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
  • What do you call a magician who loses his magic? Ian.
  • The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
  • Where do sick boats go to get healthy? To the dock!
  • I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.
  • I told my computer I needed a break, and it said “no, you need space.”
  • Energizer Bunny arrested—charged with battery.
  • What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
  • What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
  • I didn’t want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
  • Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
  • What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes.
  • I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find the manual.
  • What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
  • Why did the opera singer go sailing? They wanted to hit the high Cs.
  • Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
  • What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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