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The Most Ridiculous Yo Mama Jokes You’ll Ever Hear!

Looking to add a dash of laughter to your day? Welcome to our blog filled with the wittiest and most shareable Yo Mama jokes guaranteed to tickle your funny bone! Join us as we dive into a world of humor and hilarity with punchlines that will have you coming back for more.

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  • 1 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless network!
  • 2 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so lazy, she took a nap at a stoplight.
  • 3 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so old, she knew Burger King when he was just a prince.
  • 4 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so big, her belt size is “equator.”
  • 5 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so slow, she needs two hours to watch “60 Minutes.”
  • 6 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so tall, she did a backflip and kicked Jesus.
  • 7 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so old, her birth certificate says “expired” on it.
  • 8 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
  • 9 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so scary, she made an onion cry.
  • 10 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so old, she babysat Yoda.
  • 11 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s house is so dirty, the roaches ride around on dune buggies.
  • 12 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so old, her social security number is one.
  • 13 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so poor, ducks throw bread at her.
  • 14 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s cooking so bad, the homeless give it back.
  • 15 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so big, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
  • 16 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.
  • 17 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so old, when she was young, rainbows were black and white.
  • 18 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so old, she has an autographed Bible.
  • 19 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.
  • 20 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so clumsy, she tripped over the cord of a cordless phone.
  • 21 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so old, her driver’s license got hieroglyphics on it.
  • 22 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so slow, she got hit by a parked car.
  • 23 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so big, she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.
  • 24 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
  • 25 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so old, when she was school, there was no history class.
  • 26 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
  • 27 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so tall, she tripped over a rock and hit the moon.
  • 28 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s teeth are so bad, she could chew an apple through a fence.
  • 29 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
  • 30 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so old, she remembers when the Grand Canyon was just a ditch.
  • 31 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
  • 32 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so clumsy, she managed to trip over a WiFi signal.
  • 33 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so big, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
  • 34 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so messy, even rats wear protection in her house.
  • 35 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
  • 36 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so tall, she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
  • 37 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so big, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
  • 38 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so slow, she needs a GPS to find the end of a sentence.
  • 39 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so clumsy, she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
  • 40 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so big, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell “Taxi!”
  • 41 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so old, she knew Captain America when he was just a private.
  • 42 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so poor, when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers.
  • 43 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so old, she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.
  • 44 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.
  • 45 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so old, her birth certificate is written in Roman numerals.
  • 46 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so big, her favorite dress code is “Stretched.”
  • 47 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so poor, she can’t afford to pay attention.
  • 48 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so slow, when she tried to pay her bills on time, they expired.
  • 49 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so clumsy, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
  • 50 of 50 Editor’s Picks of Yo Mama Jokes : Yo mama’s so lazy, she let her coffee go cold and called it iced coffee.

  • Yo mama’s so charming, even mirrors get flustered.
  • Yo mama’s so mysterious, her diary is written in invisible ink.
  • Yo mama’s so powerful, even superheroes ask for her autograph.
  • Yo mama’s so frugal, she gets a discount on free samples.
  • Yo mama’s so independent, her shadow follows her on social media.
  • Yo mama’s so spontaneous, her calendar throws surprise parties for itself.
  • Yo mama’s so persuasive, she convinced a mirror it looked good.
  • Yo mama’s so sunny, her smile is graded SPF 100.
  • Yo mama’s so impressive, her resume reads like an epic poem.
  • Yo mama’s so diligent, she got an award for attendance at her own birthday party.
  • Yo mama’s so graceful, she twirls pasta with dignity.
  • Yo mama’s so stealthy, ninjas use her training videos.
  • Yo mama’s so exclusive, her voicemail greets you by name.
  • Yo mama’s so creative, she colors outside the hexadecimal codes.
  • Yo mama’s so cosmic, astronomers seek her advice on star alignments.
  • Yo mama’s so quick-witted, her jokes arrive before she speaks.
  • Yo mama’s so punctual, she shows up in next year’s calendar.
  • Yo mama’s so intuitive, she senses WiFi signals.
  • Yo mama’s so epic, her life updates require a soundtrack.
  • Yo mama’s so refreshing, her emails come with a breeze.
  • Yo mama’s so popular, even her thoughts have followers.
  • Yo mama’s so engaging, her ideas go viral in her head.
  • Yo mama’s so vibrant, even rainbows envy her color palette.
  • Yo mama’s so smooth, she makes silk look rough.
  • Yo mama’s so unique, even duplicates provide originality.
  • Yo mama’s so astounding, magicians ask her for tricks.
  • Yo mama’s so symmetric, architects consult her for balance.
  • Yo mama’s so fashionable, the runway walks her.
  • Yo mama’s so legendary, historians consult her for tips.
  • Yo mama’s so electrifying, electricians watch her for lessons.
  • Yo mama’s so compelling, even statues take notes.
  • Yo mama’s so profound, philosophers quote her in debates.
  • Yo mama’s so innovative, her ideas patent themselves.
  • Yo mama’s so dominant, even risk takes precautions around her.
  • Yo mama’s so generous, charities donate to her cause.
  • Yo mama’s so enlightened, the sun comes up to catch her rising.
  • Yo mama’s so perceptive, she notices the sound of a muted television.
  • Yo mama’s so essential, her ingredients list herself.
  • Yo mama’s so artistic, she dreams in brush strokes.
  • Yo mama’s so important, calendars highlight her holidays.
  • Yo mama’s so inspiring, motivational posters hang her picture.
  • Yo mama’s so quaint, antiques collect her.
  • Yo mama’s so mature, her advice ages like fine wine.
  • Yo mama’s so pure, water filters itself before she drinks.
  • Yo mama’s so comforting, pillows take her for support.
  • Yo mama’s so festive, every day’s a celebration.
  • Yo mama’s so integral, math equations solve for her.
  • Yo mama’s so delightful, her laughter cures sadness.
  • Yo mama’s so resourceful, MacGyver asks her for tips.
  • Yo mama’s so heartwarming, winter requests her presence.

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  • Yo mama’s so untidy, spiders build their webs in her dust bunnies!
  • Yo mama’s so forgetful, she went to the airport to pick up her smartphone’s flight.
  • Yo mama’s so out of tune, even autotune quit on her.
  • Yo mama’s so extreme with coupons, she gets a refund before she buys anything.
  • Yo mama’s so lazy, she has a stay-at-home job… as a homing pigeon trainer.
  • Yo mama’s so indecisive, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
  • Yo mama’s so unexpected, she surprised her reflection.
  • Yo mama’s so confusing, she sold her car for gas money.
  • Yo mama’s so dramatic, she rehearses her voice mail greeting.
  • Yo mama’s so slow, her favorite race is the snail marathon.
  • Yo mama’s so alarming, her car doesn’t have a horn, it has an apology broadcaster.
  • Yo mama’s so mysterious, even Scooby-Doo couldn’t solve her.
  • Yo mama’s so chilly, she chills chili.
  • Yo mama’s so popular in space, aliens ask her for autographs.
  • Yo mama’s so funny, her ID says certified comedian.
  • Yo mama’s so strict, the army asked for her training schedule.
  • Yo mama’s so good at hiding, she went missing in a selfie.
  • Yo mama’s so sweet, bees follow her for advice.
  • Yo mama’s so bright, she speaks fluent solar flare.
  • Yo mama’s so significant, she gets fan mail from historical figures.
  • Yo mama’s so photogenic, her passport photo got likes.
  • Yo mama’s so influential, even the president takes notes.
  • Yo mama’s so startling, her sneezes cause power surges.
  • Yo mama’s so cherished, Valentine’s Day cards send her cards.
  • Yo mama’s so skilled, she beat computers at their own game.
  • Yo mama’s so punctual, time checks its watch.
  • Yo mama’s so enchanting, magicians ask her for tips.
  • Yo mama’s so radiant, the sun wears sunscreen around her.
  • Yo mama’s so eloquent, words apply to join her sentences.
  • Yo mama’s so uplifting, elevators ask her for a lift.
  • Yo mama’s so electrifying, her email has its own current.
  • Yo mama’s so stealthy, she makes ninjas look like amateurs.
  • Yo mama’s so remarkable, monuments take selfies with her.
  • Yo mama’s so trusted, secrets tell her more secrets.
  • Yo mama’s so refreshing, the wind takes a break.
  • Yo mama’s so cool, she turned the sun down.
  • Yo mama’s so adventurous, maps open themselves for her.
  • Yo mama’s so punctual, even Time asks her for permission.
  • Yo mama’s so great in economics, the stock market asks her for tips.
  • Yo mama’s so magnetic, compasses ask her for directions.
  • Yo mama’s so relaxed, she gives lessons to zen masters.
  • Yo mama’s so friendly, even rivals send her friend requests.
  • Yo mama’s so intuitive, psychics come to her for readings.
  • Yo mama’s so creative, colors consult her before they mix.
  • Yo mama’s so respected, even statues stand up for her.
  • Yo mama’s so engaging, her hobbies include hobbies.
  • Yo mama’s so vibrant, rainbows look up to her.
  • Yo mama’s so generous, her wallet has its own philanthropy wing.
  • Yo mama’s so gripping, even thrillers get a thrill.
  • Yo mama’s so beloved, her fan club has a waiting list.

  • Yo mama’s so adventurous, she considers grocery shopping a safari.
  • Yo mama’s so magnetic, her fridge sticks to her.
  • Yo mama’s so crafty, she knits emails.
  • Yo mama’s so trendy, her pets have their own social media accounts.
  • Yo mama’s so curious, her questions have questions.
  • Yo mama’s so enthusiastic, she claps at the end of ATM transactions.
  • Yo mama’s so ancient, she has a recipe for primordial soup.
  • Yo mama’s so influential, even her shadow has followers.
  • Yo mama’s so competitive, she races her own shadow.
  • Yo mama’s so disorganized, squirrels hide their nuts in her purse for safety.
  • Yo mama’s so chill, snowmen wear her picture on their T-shirts.
  • Yo mama’s so original, even her DNA tests say “one of a kind.”
  • Yo mama’s so intense, her morning coffee needs a cooling period.
  • Yo mama’s so mysterious, her middle name is [Redacted].
  • Yo mama’s so careful, her risks have insurance.
  • Yo mama’s so musical, she thinks in do-re-mi.
  • Yo mama’s so radiant, her night light wears sunglasses.
  • Yo mama’s so perceptive, she notices the terms and conditions changes.
  • Yo mama’s so wise, owls text her for advice.
  • Yo mama’s so positive, even electrons feel good around her.
  • Yo mama’s so tough, she uses sandpaper as napkins.
  • Yo mama’s so tech-savvy, she controls her toaster with a smartphone.
  • Yo mama’s so old school, she thinks streaming is something fish do.
  • Yo mama’s so bubbly, her laughter carbonates soda.
  • Yo mama’s so popular, her doorbell never stops singing.
  • Yo mama’s so unpredictable, her planner gave up.
  • Yo mama’s so vibrant, her colors don’t run, they sprint.
  • Yo mama’s so clean, dirt is offended by her.
  • Yo mama’s so timely, she schedules spontaneity.
  • Yo mama’s so zesty, lemons look up to her.
  • Yo mama’s so energetic, she out-ran her Fitbit.
  • Yo mama’s so thoughtful, her ideas need a reservation.
  • Yo mama’s so unique, museums collect her grocery lists.
  • Yo mama’s so loved, Valentine’s Day is jealous of her.
  • Yo mama’s so warm, winter vacations in her house.
  • Yo mama’s so cozy, blankets take naps on her.
  • Yo mama’s so reliable, even clocks check with her.
  • Yo mama’s so bright, her brain could light a city.
  • Yo mama’s so precious, pirates treasure her.
  • Yo mama’s so quick, she finishes crossword puzzles before she starts.
  • Yo mama’s so nurturing, plants water her.
  • Yo mama’s so epic, her life has a narrator.
  • Yo mama’s so punctual, time sets her.
  • Yo mama’s so sunny, clouds give her a standing ovation.
  • Yo mama’s so dynamic, she energizes energy drinks.
  • Yo mama’s so strong, her motivational speeches motivate other motivational speeches.
  • Yo mama’s so cool, ice cubes are jealous.
  • Yo mama’s so sweet, sugar takes notes.
  • Yo mama’s so astonishing, even magic tricks want to know how she does it.
  • Yo mama’s so smooth, jazz listens to her unwind.

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